What's in a name?

So, you decide to divorce...  What name are you going to be known by?

For women divorcing, you can either go back to your maiden name or keep your married name which you might want to do because (a) it's the same as your children (b) you use it for business (c) you prefer it to your maiden name and (d) it's prestigious and gets you a good table in restaurants...

But what do you do if you think your name is REALLY important?  You demand it as part of the divorce settlement!

When David Hasselhoff divorced his wife, Pamela Bach, he negotiated the exclusive use of the moniker 'The Hoff' and also the slogan 'Don't Hassle The Hoff'.

Let's just hope he has a bumper sticker of that on his car...